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>Be prepared to be rendered. Condo Airlines’ friendly personnel (a.k.a. Civilian-clothed Interrogator Assholes) will collect you anywhere on Planet Earth and provide soothing drugs and orange jump-suit. Free transport to arbitrary conversation-therapeutic centre via European airports in full denial – FOR FREE. Special offer this week: full body massage including electrodes attached to naughty bits.


  1. >I couldn’t find these flights on, have I the wrong website. kind regards, tony

  2. >That’s because Condo’s real website is suffering from Denial of Sercive due to high popularity!

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